Updating Stuff+ Cheese= Yaaay!

Variety-the state of being varied or diversified.


Greetings, people of Germany, Wisconsin, and so on. We will get to the award later on. Right now, it's time for...duh duh DUH... UPDATES!

I don't know how many of you actually saw that last post, but if you didn't, just skip this paragraph. For those of you who DID see it, you can now observe that I have deleted it. It was all about those old screenplays by me and my friend, remember? No? Well, it doesn't matter, because I decided not to post the screenplays, because one happens to be about certain people at a certain school, and these certain people may not certainly find it amusing if they read it...so I will perhaps wait until next year to post them. Sound good? Fantastical.

Also, the poll waaay down below is now closed, and the winner of "Which is most random?" was a llama stuck in quicksand!!!! There was a tie for second between a remote with a maniacal grin and a tomato falling in love with a piece of broccoli. I can NOT believe no one voted for my blog!!! Of course, only five people voted, and they were most likely all my friends, so the result was pretty much set in stone beforehand.

OK, the updates are over and now it is time for the award!!!!!!

The Walking Dictionary's Definition of the Day Award goes to: cheese!

It may seem random, cheese being the winner of this award, (but isn't random why we're here?) but it really makes a lot of sense. See, there are all these different types of cheeses: Swiss, American, Cheddar, Muenster (or however you spell that), ect. And then there are the different ways of making/preparing cheese: plain cheese, cheese sandwich, grilled cheese, quesadilla, and (my personal favorite) cheese dip. That, my friends, family, and random strangers, is variety.

I don't understand why cheese is so random. I really don't. It's just a food, people!!!!! Are hot dogs so random, or maybe a carrot? What about a carrot diced onto a hot dog, dipped in cheese? ... OK, so maybe THAT'S random. But just plain old cheese? I don't think so.

I am curious; is it just my friends who believe that cheese is so random? Does the rest of the world think so too, or are you very rare readers from elsewhere wondering why in the world I am ranting about cheese not being random when everyone else already realizes that? Well, now...I think we might just have our next poll.