Tuesday, May 26, 2009

There Are Times When I'm Just Too Emotional to Think of a Title

Flagitious- evil, sinful, immoral, etc.

The Walking Dictionary's Definition of the Day Award goes to: movie theaters!

Alright, I'm pumped, so let's get started. Movie theaters. Ug! First, there's the fact that those places are run by the biggest swindlers in the world. It's worse than going to a gas station after a hurricane! These people are charging TWELVE DOLLARS for a small popcorn and large drink! And I don't know what the prices are at YOUR theater, but mine costs ten dollars for ONE ticket to an evening show! Not to mention those boxes of candy they sell- those things cost more than the factory they come from. Next thing you know, these theaters are going to be changing the prices on movies depending on how good their ratings are!

But the insanity doesn't stop there. Oh, no! You see, they're already doing something like that at my movie theater. Except it isn't the cost that's affected by it; it's the times. You see, I was looking at times for a movie called The Soloist, because my friend and I really want to go see it. (Me mainly for Robert Downey Jr.) The only time it was playing today was 9:15 PM. Alright, ok, fine. Tomorrow: 9:15 PM. The next day: 9:15 PM. What the heck?!?!?!?! They are not playing this movie more than once per day? And at 9:15 AT NIGHT?!?!?! WHAT THE HECK! Oh, this movie isn't as successful as Terminator or Night at the Museum, so we're just going to play it at a very inconvient time? I don't understand it! They're swindlers, I tell you, SWINDLERS! I mean, I understand not playing it as much if it's not that successful, but wouldn't you put it in a better timeslot so more people would see it, making it A MORE SUCCESSFUL MOVIE? Idiots. Once again, I must refer to a favorite motto of mine: People are stupid. Simple as that.

The Great Blogzini predicts: You will join a rally of people with pitchforks and torches and race towards the nearest swimming pool, which you will then try to set on fire. Once thwarted, you will have a pitchfork battle underwater.

Note to reader:You know what I just realized? All of my predictions are somewhat violent. It's unintentional, I assure you.


  1. I feel you with the movie theaters... IT'S COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!!!

  2. Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth, Ashley