Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mixin' It Up!

Well, folks,I haven't written in a while... sorry about that. I've been busy, what with softball tryouts (made it, if you're interested), softball PRACTICE, homework, birthday preparations (March 6th! Woot woot!), D.I. (Destination Imagination... you can see why we abbreviate it), and life in general. To top it off, I got sick with a fever that reached 103.5 degrees yesterday, a voice-killing cough, and a busload of snot. But you didn't need to know that. Anyway, I don't really feel like doing the normal format, with the award and all that. Instead, I am just going to blog, as per usual, about something random, without the fancy mumbo-jumbo.

OOOOOOOH I know what to blog about! Another blog! Ok, guys, prepare to be blown away, because I am about to introduce you to the most addicting website since Neopets! This blog may just be snazzier than mine (if its possible...just kidding!) and its not just about random things which, depending on how you look at it, may be good or bad. Guys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, cats and dogs, THIS blog is all about CAKE.

Not just any cake, my friends. How boring would that be, an entire blog dedicated to regular ol' cakes. "Well, this one's traditional vanilla!" "Oooh, they get fancy here by adding a double fudge streak!" Nope. Uh-uh. No, this blog is all about cakes whose decorators, though they are all professionally done, completely wrecked the cakes with vomit-colored frosting, terrible spray-painting, badly-constructed figurines, and the frequently-made misspellings. Hence the name of this blog, Cake Wrecks.

I can't REALLY blog about this until you guys know what I'm talking about. So, in the spirit of my upcoming birthday, I think I'll use up the next five miles of typing space or so to show you some pretty darn snazzy cakes, and some... not so snazzy ones.

OK, this is clearly not a cake wreck. It's actually my favorite one so far. Isn't it ADORABLE?!?!?! I wish I was Cameron. That kid's got it gooooood.

Ok, now we can move onto some Cake WRECKS (the fun begins)...

This one wouldn't be a wreck if it weren't for the weirdness of it. I mean, sure, the leaves and camo are the right colors, and the deer are perfectly sculpted... but GUYS! Come on... there's leaves, deer, and CAMO on a WEDDING CAKE. Isn't that weird to anyone else? Or at least amusing? Because I just about died when I saw this.

And, of course, every little boy dreams of having their childhood hero on a cake. However, I don't think many of their dreams include a possessed Spiderman with hands like a frog and glowing white eyes. But who knows? Maybe I'm just an oddball... well, more than we already knew.

This one just made me laugh. I know quite a few people who would enjoy receiving this cake from me. GOOD TIMES, guys. Good. Times.

And finally, last but certainly not least, one more Cake Wreck to sustain you before I send you on your merry way:

Girls, Barbie cakes are soooo five minutes ago. Impress your friends by getting an ever-popular, totally ripped Ken cake! Though I must say, the flowery skirt DOES take away from his buff-ness somewhat. But hey! Only real men wear pink, right?

That's all for now, but there are hundreds, probably thousands more on this website. Just go to http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ for more spectacular cakes covered in sprinkles, frosting, and awesomeness. Also, if you guys liked this blog, I could start posting a picture of a Cake Wreck with every post. But you guys have to actually tell me whether you like it, so I'll put a new poll up. (By the way, thanks SO MUCH for voting on the last one... oh wait! No one did! Thanks guys. Love you, too.)

Hope you enjoyed this mixed-up blog!

The Great Blogzini predicts: An employee from Wal-Mart will approach you and ask you for a nickle. When you tell him you don't have one, he will pull a peach out of his pocket, angrily chew it in your face, and stomp off while calling his peach unrepeatable names. Wow. You just got owned.


  1. I love the Ken cake; that is awesome. I wonder if I could find an ice cream cake in that style ;)?

  2. Oh, yes, the Ken cake is lovely... you know, my mom used to be a master of the Barbie cake... I wonder if i could convince her to try out a KEN cake for my birthday!!! :)