The Walking Dictionary's Definition of the Day Award goes to: batteries!!!!!
Oh, COME ON, people!! Batteries! How can you NOT agree? Batteries are what sustain us in the twenty-first century. Those little portable packs of energy give us the power to play extremely important video games, watch life-changing episodes of Oprah and Dr. Phil, and blend ourselves a blueberry banana smoothie all at the same time. It's simple, really; whoever invented the battery, if they're still alive, must be a...a... I don't know. They're probably more than a trillionare by now!
If you still don't believe in the power of that lovely little thing called the battery, take a gander at this lovely little drawing by yours truly. (Yes, I do realize I said "lovely little" twice. It was intentional.)
The Great Blogzini predicts: You shall be captured by a little man in green with a thick mustache and held hostage on top of a building.
